Hello Dolly

I am pleased to report that I am going as Dolly Parton for Halloween! I just need some cowgirl boots and I'll be good to go. It's such a good idea, even Dolly is doing it:

Barry

Source: The Lantern

So...didn't get a whole lot done homework-wise last night, because I was too busy seeing the President. It was sweet. Also, I didn't take this picture because the only time I actually got to see him over the 35,000 or so was when my boyfriend lifted me up. But no big deal.

Gee, maybe I'll make a serious update to this blog some time. But it wouldn't really matter because I don't think anyone reads it!

P.S. last night I had a dream that a woman who looked just like Natalie Wood was asking me who Natalie Wood was. WTF is wrong in my head?

Megan Fox Isn't Hot Anymore

I'm afraid that I am going to have to renounce my Megan Fox girl crush. Why would she do this to her face? It's so sad. I like my girls natural. And anyhow, I'm more into the curvy look these days.

You just got judged, girlfriend.

Speaking of Joan Holloway/Harris, I've started my Christmas list. This is my first wish:

Autumn Inspiration

Source: It's All Happening

Source: Guns, Babes and Lemonade

Source: Alice in Wardrobe Wonderland

Source: Feather

Source: Alice in Wardrobe Wonderland

Source: Lace & Tea

Source: Alice in Wardrobe Wonderland

Right now I like:

Red

Gold

Olive

Brown

Joan Holloway/Harris

Reading

Naps

Sweaters

Red nailpolish

Red lipstick

Classy purses

Classic style

I don't like:

Jeans

Disposables: Wedding and Other Shenanigans

FINALLY, we have our cable situation sorted out. I can't even tell you how ridiculous our cable and internet situation has been at the Fox Den for the past month. Anyhow, I'm pleased to announce that I am now able to connect to a reliable internet source, and thus will be able to continue on with my blogging life.

As mentioned before, I lost my digital camera about a month ago, so I've pretty much been relying on a disposable camera for all my memory-capturing needs. And no, I do not just throw away disposable cameras after I use them, as described in last night's episode of The Office. Instead, I chose to have the photos developed. Which, in retrospect, may have actually been a mistake. It cost THIRTEEN DOLLARS. Plus the eight dollars to buy the camera. I mean, is that bullshit or what? I should just save my money and buy myself a nice camera instead of wasting my time with these low-quality, yet kitschy, photos.

But I bet you'd like to see them anyhow, wouldn't you?

Most of these photos are from Grace and Jon's wedding, but a few are just from whatever and a 90's party. Seeing my long hair in these pictures, I don't miss it at all.

What, was this wedding in 1997?

My sister, my mom, and me. I wonder if anyone else was in this picture? I guess we'll never know...

We learned this dance from Clueless.

Obviously, we were about to hit up a 90's party. Do you think we wear beaded chokers and berets and jorts just every day?

HOW 90'S IS THIS?! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I mean, like Myrtle Beach spring break 1998.

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