Betting Under the Influence

I had an error in judgement last night...while under the influence, I viewed the newest Marc by Marc Jacobs collection and died over the polka dots, Aztec prints, and bright colors. For some reason, I decided to go on Ebay and search for similar items...and (un?)fortunately bet on this one:



Well what's so wrong with that?

Here's a few of the offending pictures:




Well I hope if I win it actually fits, because I doubt that I even looked!